Testimonials
"After using DFC's penis enlargement cream for just 36 hours recently - in the course of 2 days - I noticed that my dick became noticeably larger. Oh wait. My mistake. I just became a noticeably larger dick. Thanks, DFC!"
--Dr. Heem
"I used to be down and out,
the power of Satan making me do bad things to small animals.
Then I discovered DFC. It made me realize there are bad people out there
more bad than I could ever be. Thanks, DFC, for showing me the way."
--Carl W., Lincoln, NE
"I was just a regular guy from a regular town. Never got no respect and the ladies did not dig me. I had poor hygeine, my hair was not cut in a more popular style, and my clothes were ill-fitting. DFC taught me it's OK to suck, that even people who suck can still be funny every now and again."
--Ben R., Danvers, MA
"Each morning when I got up, I used to lay there, staring at the ceiling, thinking about how little I had to live for. Then I'd hear my computer chiming, 'You've got mail' when my daily email from DFC would arrive, reminding me that life is good and that I can probably make it one more day without offing myself or the loved ones around me."
--Kate L., Seattle, WA
"I've tried all the other money-making schemes around and never seemed to get ahead. Your product just seems to sell itself. In just three months, I've made $824,512 selling crack on the Internet. I owe it all to DFC."
--William B., Jr. (address not submitted)
"Six months ago, I didn't even know what 'scat' was. Or meat curtains, flesh carpet, and curried mayonnaise. I've since become a fanatic. I'm also addicted to porn, but that's another story. I owe my life to DFC."
--Ed H., Salt Lake City, UT
"I lost 53 pounds and dropped six dress sizes thanks to DFC!"
--Bob S., Cleveland, OH
"DFC goes good with hotcakes and grits."
--Ernest W. B., Birmingham, AL
"Thanks, DFC!"
--Dean T., St. Louis, MO
Show/Hide Recent Updates
8.25.08: Updated the Google Widget to reflect the height of the newer images.
3.12.08: Fixed a bug with the stats to improve the accuracy of stats.
2.20.07: Added c.304 old images and 7095 corresponding old captions to the live database from some of my archive files.
2.19.07: Removed the blink tag from the 2/5 update.
2.5.07: Fixed:
- Bugs with next, previous, and random.
- Also fixed problems with captions being hard-wrapped.
- Comment page sizing issues on opening.
- Added a "Log Out" button to bottom of page, per BDZ's request.
2.3.07: Two years and two days in the making, DFC 3.0.1 premieres.
2.3.07: Two years in the making, DFC 3.0 premieres.
7.2.05: Re-vamped the CSS in hopes of removing problems with Safari. Also upped the size of the toons to their native size (You'll notice that ones from prior to today will be smaller.)
6.20.05: Added the permalink function to each caption.
3.24.05:
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Cleaned up the CSS a hair, specifically at the bottom of the page.
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Adjusted the anonymous log in so that they can no longer vote/cap/comment.
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Cleaned up the administrative page, and added a "add a member" page.
2.17.05:
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Added the sort functionality back into both the log in page, as well as the captions page's footer.
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Reverted the centered format
2.14.05 Updates:
- Fixed the following on the Stats page:
- The +/- stat page has been rolled into the end of the regular stats page.
- Altered the window opening routine to better accommodate interaction between the stats page and the main window.
- Clicking on links in the stats page now opens the appropriate page in the main interface.
- Script errors on opening of the stats page should be minimalized/removed by now. [Thanks, Steve]
- Fixed an issue where if a caption had zero votes it would be given the bell ringer. [Thanks, BDZ]
- Edit functionality should be working now. [BDZ again.]
- Things left to do:
Re-introduce the sorting functionality. [Thanks, too, DMR and Steve, I think]Check on complexity of reverting to the centered format on the page. [More people than I can shake a stick at.]Re-work the CSS between captions, or add line breaks. [Ditto.]Re-work the CSS/design of the page footer where the Random Caption and Stats area is. [One last time.]
2.12.05 Completed comment retrieval/posting
2.11.05: Class structure for the site engine mostly intact.
2.10.05: Began ground-up rewrite of the site. This would be version 3, I believe.